Tuesday, March 08, 2005

and so it begins...

Received March 2nd, 2005:

Dear Medildo:

Congratulations! The Admissions Committee has approved your application to Medill’s Graduate School of Journalism with a concentration in Wankery.

Your first quarter in the program will be the “Journalism Methods” package of courses, which is designed for students who have not had professional daily newspaper experience. This quarter consists of a media law and ethics seminar, and intensive work in news writing, beat reporting and copy editing. It is required for approximately 80 percent of our students.

Blah dee blah dee blah blah, buncha other stuff that is probably important, but which Medildo is currently too delirious to process.

...Get ready, world! We're gonna be a REAL JOURNALIST!